In a Cage - Rick Tankard - Lyrics
Gonna cause a riot I'm sick of this place,
Now don't look at me or I'll slap your face.
They locked me in this cage and said I'm bad,
but I think they're lying coz I'm just mad.
I want to point a laser at the Earth and set it on fire
for seeing people burn is my desire.
I used to know a man who lied to lie.
So in his face I really liked to chuck a meat pie.
Then one day he started to Kung Fu,
but he didn't have the slightest clue.
He did a flying kick, at my face,
So I pulled out and swung an iron mace.
Gonna slap all the people on the face of this Earth,
I don't even care if they live in Perth.
Some people don't like it but I think it's fun,
then they turn around and I have to run.
Can't get away fast enough - they're right on my tail.
But in the end they always fail.
I remember when I was young -
used to spend hours staring at the sun.
Eventually I decided to go home,
and every time I tripped on a pointy stone.
Couldn't feel anything except my feet,
Fuck - the leeches have come out to eat.
I must say I hate the taste of dirt,
after a very, very bad flirt.
But something that's nice is the taste of cat fur.
Now this one is fat, and he don't pur.
Now can't you see, this arn't the place for me!!!
I'm gonna swim with the fishes in the deep blue sea.