Tricky Tank So Dr. Grape, we hear you have developed a new theory on the origin of life, could you please give us an overview?
Dr. Grape Life as we know it did not start on Earth, it came on a spacecraft from the planet Nepter-V in the Galaxy K3-2B, also known as Repepper. Life here originated from an atom that felt like doing something different.
Tricky Tank I didn’t know that atoms could make decisions?
Dr. Grape That’s just common sense, where do you thing randomness comes from? Everyone knows that it has everything to do with the quarks.
Tricky Tank Why did this atom feel different?
Dr. Grape Boredom
Tricky Tank What happened to the life on Nepter-V?
Dr. Grape It evolved just like it did on our planet and they developed technology far beyond what we had. Eventually the intelligent life realised that their sun was soon going the increase greatly in size to form a red giant. So they searched for an appropriate new planet, and decided on what is now known as Mars. They gathered much of their life onto many enormous spaceships.
They travelled at great speed to Mars, enough to be in suspended animation. Unfortunately they made a single horrific miscalculation of 2.3217 X 10-79 º and most of the life died in a crash on Mars. Some debris came towards Earth containing few photosynthesising bacteria.
Eventually for the life on Mars it became too cold so all the life existing there died. The bacteria that came on Earth evolved and all life on Earth has descended from these few bacteria.
Tricky Tank So what do you have to support your theories; how were they developed?
Dr. Grape We have simply worked backwards from what we could observe. There are some craters on Mars which seem to fit in with the thoery. The solar system that Nepter-V came from is now occupied by a white dwarf, indicating it was once a sun like ours. The GARU (Grape Astronomical Research Unit) has also found some sheets of unknown materials present on Mars.
Tricky Tank How on earth did you get the funding?
Dr. Grape There are ways...
Tricky Tank What do you hope to achieve from this research?
Dr. Grape The meaning of life and how to destroy it.
Tricky Tank But isn’t that already happening?
Dr. Grape I just want to be sure.
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